Lame tag

Inexpensive, soothing and with proven ingredients. This is what your skin needs to be sleek, gentle and attractive as when you were younger. Remember these times? You can get them back.

Geico Automobile Insurance

Oh my God, I cannot believe the mullet on this motherfucker. I honestly think I see mold there. Lady, you've been lametagged for having not washed your hair in decades, not to mention having some strange liquid oozing from your buttcrack in the picture. People, I'm sorry you have to see this, it kind of made me sick.

I'm not going to lie ladies and gentlemen, I've been holding on to this one for a while. I almost don't want to do this to you. Over 1 million people have laid eyes on this horrific video. Not only is this young lady OVERLY off beat, but someone, (god forgive him), actually thought this was good enough to produce and shoot a video for. Enough talk though. T-baby, I've seen some REALLY bad videos, even the one underneath yours can't top this. You've been lame tagged for being COMPLETELY musically declined.

Did you know that the our national debt doesn't even fit on most calculators? That's right America, land of the free, home of the SUPER broke. To be exact, the debt has grown to $11,792,918,170,836.43. That's 11.7 TRILLION DOLLARS. Colorado real estate developer Matt Miles has invented a new calculator so that everyone may lay eyes on this grotesque number, seeing as how a standard calculator won't hold this many digits. My dear government, you've been lametagged for making us believe our dollar actually has a value, when we clearly owe everyone in the Universe money. Good day.

The title is slightly misleading, mind you, but seriously- These Florida criminals were all sent letters having them sign up for stimulus checks, call a number, and go down to visit the place to pick them up. Do you watch the fucking news guys? I don't think America has any money, and damn sure not enough to be giving to criminals. Long story short, they show up to claim their "stimulus checks" and low and behold, they are arrested. Operation "Show me the money" is a success, but every last one of you criminals is being lametagged for sheer stupidity. Have fun in prison!

I find this to be quite the entertaining little photo, other people may not. Apparently, Microsoft is now apologizing for editing a black man out of a picture on their website. One problem here, THEY CHANGED THE HEAD-AND NOT THE HAND. Now we have an awesome picture of some freak half white half black guy, only he was mysteriously born with only some of his limbs black? I don't know, all I know is, Microsoft fucked up. Obama vs. Bill Gates anyone? No, but seriously, Bill, you've been Lametagged for being a not-so-discreet racist. (with TERRIBLE photo editing skills) Nice job.

No child is safe from being lametagged. I'm not sure what else to say about this kid besides he is clearly having the time of his life. To call this karaoke is slightly incorrect due to the lip syncing, but you'll immediately see why he needed to be lametagged. Enjoy!